The Makings of a Chaotic Monday Morning

Making your monday morning turn crazy is actually quite simple. Here's how to do it.

Start by giving your keys (the ones that you need to get into work and drive there) to your husband on friday night. Wait till about 5:47 a.m. monday morning when it's time for him to leave to ask for them back. Quickly realize he does not know where they are. Frantically begin checking every pocket, drawer, shelf, couch, etc. in the house as quickly as you can. Pray while doing this. Try to remember if he gave them back to you and if you might have put them in some obscure location. Ask if he left them in the car. Check both cars even though he already has. Pray again. Finally he will pull out his keys to give you his copy of your car key. At least that way you'll be able to drive there. Forget about getting in the building. Be overcome with relief when you realize he has found your set! Ask were he found them. He will sadly tell you he didn't find them, the ones in his hand our just his work keys. Simply tell him that no, those are in fact your keys, the ones you've been searching for. Realize that they were never lost, they were safely tucked away in your husband's pocket. Laugh. Go to work. You're probably late.